Well the appointed hour came and went and everyone is still here. Personally I was disappointed along with millions of others. Though I was not duped out of any money, I did lay out some milk and cookies for Jesus figuring if it worked for Santa it was worth a shot.
I am not too surprised as the fundamentalist Christians have never had their history right, All this talk about the return of Jesus and dinosaurs snatching people up was just ridiculous. First of all if Jesus was coming back he'd do it style like in a Bentley. Never mind all these stupid colored horses crap - a pale horse, a red horse, a palomino. NO! And there certainly would be no need for the raptors that everyone kept going on about. There haven't been any dinosaurs for billions of years so why now? Why would Jesus have a bunch of dino's snatching people up? And then wouldn't the dinos just eat the people they were snatching up? I mean are the raptors getting to heaven? Also what about the vegan dino's? Huh? Weren't some raptors herbaviors?
Yeah this whole raptor - second coming thing was just not thought out too well.
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